Monday, June 22, 2009

How can we NOT go? Really...

http://camptipsy.wordpress.com/faq/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q) Where is Camp Tipsy?

A) Camp Tipsy is at East Park Reserviour near the town of Stonyford, Ca. It’s 113 miles from the Bay Bridge north on Interstate 5, near the town of Maxwell.

Q) Can I bring children.

A) Absolutely. This is a G rated event. There is no nudity, no experimental performance art and no reason that your kid won’t have the time of their life.

Q) What temperature is it in Stonyford Ca during Camp Tipsy?

A) It’s hot. Super hot. Arizona hot. OK, maybe not that hot but hotter than Oakland. It’s clear, dry. The landscape is kinda like Joshua Tree. It’s weird. And hot. You HAVE to go in the water hot. Too hot to be in your tent past 10:00 hot. Hang out on the boat float around and play guitar all day hot. It can get a little chilly at night, but usually not.

Q) Is there a toilet?

A) Yes, there are outhouses and port-a-potties.

Q) Is there a shower?

A) No, but a few people bring RV’s, and if your nice to them they may let you use the shower.

Q) Is there a full shop there where I can use tools to put my boat together? With saws and hammers and fasteners and a pile of lumber and braces and brackets and table legs and a welder? Can I just bring “most” of a “boat” and improvise the rest there with the pile of junk that you guys are bringing?

A) Yes, of course.

Q) Does my cell phone work at Camp Tipsy?

A) Yes, most people have a bar or 2.

Q) Is the kitchen for everyone to use?

A) It’s like a hippy dream come true.

Q) Do I have to bring a boat to Camp Tipsy?

A) There are other ways you can contribute, and you should. But you do not need to bring a boat.

Q) I have a commercially manufactured motor boat, can I bring that to Camp Tipsy?

A) Sure. But why would you? We all like to swim in and around the boats, and propellers are dangerous. The lake is calm as can be, just grab a piece of foam and paddle around with us. But I can not stop you from driving your jet boat on the lake. There are other jet skis and boats there. They are curious, of course. Please be nice. They all have guns!

Q) I don’t know anyone whose going, will it be OK if I come?

A) Sure, just be a good egg and be friendly and you will likely find the greatest collection of humans around.

Q) Does the campground have any rules? Or is it without rules, and a place that is outside the juristiction of all applicable laws and so forth?

A) It is like a state park, but it’s managed by the Beaura of Reclimation. So it’s different. Please, do not bring glass bottles. Do not bring a device that makes music, like a boom box. Instead, bring your ukelele. Don’t bring your dog. There are other campers nearby who’s ideas of how the world work are going to be vastly different. Please do not bring fireworks. They make dogs bolt, and a dog that bolts in this geography is dead. Don’t find out what “not afraid to be the bad guy” means.

Q) What does my admission to the event cover?

A) Admission to the event goes to throwing the event and throwing the boat project that is happening in June of 2010 in Venice Italy. In 2009, a group of junk boats traveled from Slovenia to Venice. In 2010, the boats will continue south. To Greece and beyond. The storage of these boats is expensive. Camp Tipsy makes this possible. The Europe trip is a non-commercial venture, and is just clowns on junk floating around and being artistic ambassadors to the world. The event is also shoulders many costs and we can in no way enforce a gate at this free campsite. You are paying because you beleive in what we do and you love us and want to smother us with affection. The effort extended to throw this event is nothing short of massive. Thank you for understanding that it all costs money. Each and every person should contribute the very reasonable and fair suggested donation price.

Q) Is Camp Tipsy safe?

A) No. Camp Tipsy is real. You need to bring what you need to survive. You need to take care of yourself. It’s camping, in the woods. There could be snakes, bears or gorillas. There is no hospital nearby.

Q) Is there a mechanism at Camp Tipsy for security?

A) No. You should keep your wits about you at all times. Especially girls. You are safe as long as you have your capacity’s. Being wildly drunk or high in general puts you in a vulnerable postion. Do not find yourself in that position. Take care of yourself, and relate any problems IMMEDIATELY to EVERYONE. If there is a creep in our midsts, WE NEED TO KNOW. There are Rangers who visit from time to time, but no station. The rangers work a few different parks, and split their time between. Theft doesn’t seem to be a problem.

Q) I can’t come to Camp Tipsy, but I want to support the junk boat project. Can I send you a donation/

A) Absolutly. Thank you. The entire project works off donations. There is a Paypal button on the home page of this blog.

Q) I have more questions, can I email you?

A) Sure. chickenjohn@chickenjohn.com

Q) I don’t have anymore questions. Can I email you anyway?

A) Yes, but that was also a question.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Credit.com Blog

My recent money-related posts at Credit.com

Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, May 19, 2009 4:48 PM
I've been having a blast blogging for credit.com. Here are a few recent posts:

Spend Less by Keeping Large Bills in Your Wallet: You're less likely to spend your cash if it's in large denominations, reports the authors of a paper published in the Journal of Consumer Research.

Everything You Ever Really Needed to Know About Personal Finance On Just One Page: Included in this ebook are a number of great tricks and tips for both spending less and earning more.

Make a list of the 10 most expensive things you own vs. the 10 things that make you the most happy: "Consumerist capitalism is the least oppressive system of mass trait display ever developed."

My Personal Credit Crisis - a New York Times' economics reporter's tale of financial disaster: Edmund L. Andrews says he willingly "joined millions of otherwise-sane Americans in what we now know was a catastrophic binge on overpriced real estate and reckless mortgages."

Friday, May 15, 2009

This, my friends, is the thing...


Click it...

Monday, May 4, 2009

What is even going on here?

Here we go. The silky fucking hen. What is this thing thinking when it goes outside every day? It's like David Bowie meets Tim Burton meets Colonel Sanders. Did you just step out into the light after a night of clubbing? CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.

I'm just going to be honest: I'm terrified of you. I don't know if it's the pom-pom specifically or just that I didn't know it was possible to get whites that white, but something about your look says "I'm coming to steal your dreams." So stay away from me, you dream-stealing poultry devil.

funny blogs (via woot)

The Up-And-Comers
Awkward Family Photos
Dork Yearbook
Яolcats
The All-Stars
Cakewrecks
Photoshop Disasters
Passive-Aggressive Notes
F$#@& You Penguin
Ugly Outfits New York
The Hall of Famers
Cute Overload
Found
Comics Curmudgeon
Failblog

JewRap?

WTF, exactly, is going on here?!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

2nite in Tahoe at Lanzas

HORSEMOUTH!

Lanza's

Watchouta!

I wanna know the company name they work under...

Taxi Cab Drivers Busted at Sacramento International Airport
Posted Date: 4/9/2009

Press Release

Taxi Cab Drivers Busted at Sacramento International Airport

(Woodland, CA) – Sacramento and Yolo County law enforcement agencies today announced a multi-agency effort aimed at investigating illegal taxi cabs operating at the Sacramento International Airport. Participating agencies include the Sacramento County Sheriffs Department, Yolo and Sacramento County District Attorneys’ offices and Yolo and Sacramento County’s Weights and Measurements Department. The undercover investigation known as “Operation Road Runner” was initiated after the Sacramento International Airport received a tip from the Taxi Owners Association (SITOA). The undercover operation concluded this week at the Sacramento International Airport. Through “Operation Road Runner,” undercover operatives and detectives investigated taxi cab drivers who were transporting passengers without being properly licensed. Licenses and regulations ensure the safety of passengers who rely on this mode of transportation. Cab drivers found in violation were ordered to immediately discontinue operations until further corrective actions to safeguard the public could be imposed. The operation identified two illegal taxi companies operating three unlicensed operators, and nineteen licensing and regulatory violations. Captain Doug Lee of the Sheriffs Airport Division stated, “It is a public safety concern if there are unlicensed and uninsured taxi operators working within our airport or within our community. We will take whatever steps necessary, as a licensing authority, to protect the public from these illegal operations and operators.” Dave Lazier Chief Sealer of Sacramento County Weights and Measurements, who also participated in the operation reports “Consumers are protected by sealed meters not subject to tampering and posted rates required of all taxicabs wherever they operate. Without this protection consumers are subject to the coyote rates charged by an unlicensed operator with no recourse.” A joint statement issued by Yolo County District Attorney Jeff Reisig and the Sacramento County District Attorney’s Office stated “this multi-agency effort once again proves that collaborative efforts across county lines are critical, particularly in these difficult economic times. By working together we have the ability to investigate and respond quickly and efficiently. “Operation Road Runner” was a successful operation that protects the consumers who live in our counties as well as visitors who rely on our airport taxi services.”

Glad we didn't go to Dubai!

SOURCE : N. RAGHU RAMAN - DNA
Indians flee Dubai as dreams crash

Mumbai/DUBAI - JAN 14: It's the great escape by Indians who've hit the dead-end in Dubai.Local police have found at least 3,000 automobiles -- sedans, SUVs, regulars -- abandoned outside Dubai International Airport in the last four months. Police say most of the vehicles had keys in the ignition, a clear sign they were left behind by owners in a hurry to take flight.
The global economic crisis has brought Dubai's economic progress, mirrored by its soaring towers and luxurious resorts, to a stuttering halt. Several people have been laid off in the past months after the realty boom started unraveling.
On the night of December 31, 2008 alone more than 80 vehicles were found at the airport. "Sixty cars were seized on the first day of this year," director general of Airport Security, Mohammed Bin Thani, told DNA over the phone. On the same day, deputy director of traffic, colonel Saif Mohair Al Mazroui, said they seized 22 cars abandoned at a prohibited area in the airport.
Faced with a cash crunch and a bleak future ahead, there were no goodbyes for the migrants -- overwhelmingly South Asians, mostly Indians - just a quiet abandoning of the family car at the airport and other places.
While 2,500 vehicles have been found dumped in the past four months outside Terminal III, which caters to all global airlines, Terminal II, which is only used by Emirates Airlines, had 160 cars during the same period.
"The construction and real estate industry has been hit following the global slowdown and the direct fallout is that professionals working in the realty industry are rapidly losing their jobs," said a senior media professional, in-charge of a realty supplement in Dubai. "In fact, my weekly real estate supplement usually had 60% advertisement and ran into 300-odd pages. In the last seven weeks, it's down to 80 pages and with fewer advertisments," he added.
Mumbai resident D Nair (name changed) had been living in a plush highrise in Sharjah for the past four years. However, the script went horribly wrong when his contract was terminated. Nair used all his credit cards to their maximum limit, shopping for people back home. He then discarded his Honda Accord before returning to India for good. Nair, who stays in a rented apartment in Navi Mumbai today, has a Rs15 lakh loan with a Dubai bank.
Another such victim of the meltdown said he bid goodbye to his car in a small bylane near the airport and hailed a cab. "I was scared because a number of us were doing the same and did not want to be questioned by the police. There was no way I could afford to pay the EMI of 1100 Dhirams for my Ford Focus," he told DNA on condition of anonymity.
When contacted, the dealer for Asgar Ali cars in Sharjah said, "We are helpless and do not know how to tackle this issue. A large number of such owners are from Indian, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and other South Asian countries."

It is f'ing scary there, as it turns out!

I tolju the zombeez are comin'!

Metairie man says stranger chewed, swallowed after taking bite out of his arm

by Michelle Hunter, The Times-Picayune
Tuesday April 07, 2009, 9:51 AM

A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm and swallowed it Saturday afternoon.
Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.
Lancellotti was gardening at his home in the 4400 block of Kawanee Avenue about 2 p.m. when he noticed a man walking toward his house, shouting angrily, the report said. Lancellotti said he couldn't understand the man because he was yelling in Spanish. But when the man got within two feet, he slugged Lancellotti in the head, the report said.
Lancellotti said he tried to defend himself with a garden rake. As the men struggled over the rake, the stranger bent over and bit Lancellotti on his right forearm, the report said. Lancellotti's flesh ripped away as he fell to the ground. The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said.
It was then that neighbor Chantal Lorio, a podiatrist and director of the Wound Center at East Jefferson General Hospital, came out to check on Lancellotti. Lorio said Monday that she first thought Lancellotti was having a heart attack and the other man was trying to help him.
The stranger was still gripping Lancellotti as Lorio noticed her neighbor was lying in a pool of blood. She didn't learn what happened until she began dressing the wound -- with the stranger still clutching her neighbor's shirt.
"He said, 'He bit my arm, chewed the flesh and swallowed it in front of me, ' " Lorio recalled. She said the bite measured almost 3 by 1 1/2 inches, and was less than 1/4-inch deep.
The pair tried to calm the stranger, who never made any attempt to run away. He eventually let go of Lancellotti and walked two blocks to a parking lot, where he hovered near an empty police car, the report said. The suspect was still standing there when deputies arrived and took him into custody.
Vargas, of 724 Camp St., New Orleans, was booked with second-degree battery. He was being held Monday at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna in lieu of $25,000 bail.
Lancellotti's wife, Bonnie, 60, said Monday that her husband was recovering from the bite, physically and mentally. She said his sense of safety in his neighborhood has been shaken.
With all the bacteria involved, Lorio said a bite from a human is worse than an animal bite.
Bonnie Lancellotti also has concerns about the suspect, who apparently had been treated at East Jefferson General Hospital earlier in the day for a finger injury. Vargas was released 45 minutes before the attack, according to the incident report.
Bonnie Lancellotti wondered whether hospital staff noticed anything amiss while treating Vargas. "This person's clearly lost his sense, " she said. "I mean, what else can you say, eating people's skin?"
Keith Darcey, spokesman for the hospital, said, "We cannot comment on any individual patient because of privacy laws. But as a matter of general hospital policy, the emergency department has behavioral health nurses available to help diagnose patients who might require mental health assistance."