Last word of LOLCat bible

8 Mr. John sayz "it woz me! I saw all diz freaky stuffz! me!"
9 Teh birdKat sayz "you me, we bruvs k? luv teh Ceiling Cat nof me coz ai tow am liek Slave-kitteh to teh Ceiling Cat!"
10 Then birdKat says "this profissy, it all come true, here it comez, any second now, not long to wait, very soon"
11 "let bad kittehs be badz, let skanky kittehs be skankz, left left-handed kittehs be lefteez, let good kittehs be good"
12 Jebus sayz "incomingz!" (reelly dis time)
13 "Ai is First and Last and Always" (goff kittehs lov dis bit)
14 "Cheezburgrz be wif kittehs wot had a baff"
15 "Magic dogs are outside! Run awayz!"
16 Ceiling Cat's kitteh is shiny.
17 Uthirst? MAGIC TOILET!
18 Da BirdKat say: if pplz adz stuff to teh profetzi of book, Ceiling Cat make them sicz, leik sayed in book.
19 And if pplz photoshpz the Heliez Bibul, the Ceiling Cat takes pplz's cheezburger away, k?
20 BRB
21 Da grase of Lord Jebus Crist be wit u kittehs fer evr n evr Amen. Fer rlz. kthxbai! (Hai tis end! Srsly! No lai!)

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